CorrisaNovember 26th 1988 (Age 23) Female Wisconsin This is my live journal. Please comment??? profile: http://profiles.blogdrive.com/Corrisa
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate! *Bumper Sticker*
No I will not make out with you! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, people, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll!
I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy: That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!
alllll *Billy Madison*
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how long you were following me."
Cop: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
Cop: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets
"I'm so glad my gift could bring them closer together. My plan to phase myself out is almost complete!"
*Liar Liar*
Agatha Trunchbull: I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
*Matilda*
Jack Byrnes: His parents gotta be decent people if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
Jack Byrnes: I'm just curious, did you pick the color of the car?
Greg Focker: Uh no, the guy at the window did, why?
Jack Byrnes: Well they say geniuses pick green.
Greg Focker: Oh.
Jack Byrnes: But you didn't pick it.
*Meet the Parents*
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Sunday, February 22, 2009
I recently found this and realized I had some moments of genius in my earlier years. Perhaps I will start it up again. It is kind of strange to publish your thoughts for all to see.
Something to consider, in the least.
Posted at 08:56 pm by Corrisa
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007
wow. so much has happened since my last entry. i am overwelemed. i dont even think i can explain all of the details...so i wont bother. What makes a blog go extint? This one for sure has. All dried up. What a shame. Que lastima!
Hmm..something to put in here. anything to bring it back to life. hmm..if only.
and with that depressing note, i will end this entry.
sheer meaninglessness...and a made up word.
Posted at 06:38 pm by Corrisa
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
yeah sooo today. what a day. i drive( and get lost) to the middle of nowhere-aka prevea- and get my eyes tested. let me just begin by saying the nurse was an absolute physco. i wanted to ask her if she even had medical training. For some reason she starts taking about her skin....ill dialouge it
Nurse-if u can her that- : Yeah, i am like 30 and like i still like have acne...omg
me- ooo (what are u supposed to say to that?)
so called RN- yeah, so i take this stuff to like clear it up and like it works like really good, but sometimes i miss having pimples...so i stop taking it so i can like pick at my face....(it is at this point that she falls into a hysterical giggle fit)
me(now dumbstruck)- hmm..cant say i have ever felt that way
embarassed nurse: wow, i cant believe i just told u that
all i can do is give her a sympathetic smile and hope that she stops talking.
so that was my day so far. what else is new? gabe has returned from his fate of campbell. i have another swim meet tonight and probably another 100..bah, seriously a 100 seems really long and tiring...i kind of felt like dying after swimming it last time. and after that, more working on AP LIt and AP CAlc crap. at least gabe and cichelle can try to help me? now i have to call sears to talk about my eyeglass problems.
much love in the hood
corrrrrisa
Posted at 01:41 pm by Corrisa
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Saturday, August 26, 2006
well its been a while...
while rereading all of my old,
sophmore entires-it occured to me. my genius is gone. some of those old
entires are so pivital and wonderful. my mind has somewho lost its wit.
it is a sad day.
moving on. i think that even
without wit, i must continue. this blog isnt just to get comments, but
i like them---it is to document my life. not the important things that
i will remember forevrer, but instead the tiny details and forgotten
good and sorry times of yesterday.
i am at rebec's now with the ring
crew. it is the 11th birthday. yessssss..were getting up there. we
tried to make a lion cake. can you say backfire? i can when it is
half stuck to the pan. lame.
summe is ending. goodbye humidity,
bugs, wet grass, puddles, dandelion seeds, and lazy days...hello
swimming practice, homework, and SENIOR YEAR
make me keep writing in this thing
much love corrisa
Posted at 10:56 pm by Corrisa
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Friday, June 16, 2006
i feel really tired right now. today just isnt working out like i want it to. Betsy, my car, wants to commit suicide...she is sick and tired of life, and hardly starts. bah. then...corbin decieds to invite co-nono to osco with us. co-nono rolled down "the window"...if u didntt know, the back window on the driver's side doesnt work. It really wouldnt have been his fault if i didnt tell him like a min before not to. gar. that was angering.
so, last night. Kay gee, sal sal, and i went to kavarna...or however u spell that. i got some delicious chai. the woman next to us had a plate, just full of thick, crispy, salty chips, the kind that are "kettle cooked" and super delicious. mmmmm! well, we left kavarna and tried to get the chips out of our minds....we tried so hard...but alas, we could not. succumbing to the powers of food, we made a quick trip to festival to purchase two bags of yummy chips. We were so excited about our purchase, that the very second we left the glass doors, we dove into the bags. pushing, fighting, and screaming, we attacked the helpless potato shavings. I was so worked up over the chips that i didnt even notice the whole parking lot was watching until i turned to see a car roll past us. my eyes darted to the little girl in the passenger seat...emotionless, she held up her hand---and gave us the "loser" sign.
it was awesome. i didnt know what to do. i looked at her with such confusion, while katie gave her "the L" back. At first i was so angry that i wished i threw things at her, but then i realized the hilariousness of the situation and went on with life.
so that was yesterday, besides a couple hours of resolving. i think things will look up now, but lets not jinx it...lol!
ok, this is long enough. i dont think anyone will bother to read this, but ill post it anyways.
love
corrisa
Posted at 02:34 pm by Corrisa
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Thursday, June 15, 2006
jigga who? jigga you? ok i m not really sure what any of that means, i just realized that the titles of my blogs r only understood by a lone person. sometimes the person changes, but sadly...no one really catches on.
Cressy is still in china, where they eat bread for breakfast. it is sad that summer has driven me to keep a blog. only the saddest can muster daily entries on blogdrive... ho hum.
you dont need a laptop to be cool....jusst to be lazy, those bastards.
ok, no one will understand that last burst of anger, i dont even understand it to be honest. tonight might b fun, ill probablly hang out with kay gee and salliest...rebec is off sailing. u know, the normal clan.
i am happy to be back in gb, but unhappy that i must work tomorrow and finally finish those work tests. ooo service tests are for the devil...as in satan.
i hate numbers with discriptive adjectives.
love love love
corrosa
Posted at 05:56 pm by Corrisa
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006
thats not quicksand, its a bog!
myspace blogs just dont compare to the old fashioned blogdrive goodness. i find it terribly sad that i pretty mush abandoned this blog for jr year, but senior year will be different!
Hello from my mom's house, not a whole lot going on here....i made some homemade mac n cheese, rather delicious and, well, ok. that is all i did today, besides go for a run. seriously, i went for a run. it was really weird.
i think next on the agenda is visitng the local thrift shops and making some earrings when Lauralyn arrives. That will be fun, considering it is just another rainy day. Tomorrow i return to good ol gb, so gimme a call, well get together.
yesterday i was so bored that i painted a wooden table, then added handpainted poppies on it. it turned out pretty cool. k boring...what can i talk about that is worthwhile to read? hmm..
ok. got it. yesterday we quick made a stop at a floral shop in west de pere. This man came up to us and asked if we were going to buy "Bertha"...confused, we shook our heads..."who is Bertha?" the middle aged man looked lovingly down at a planter by my feet..."she is Bertha." i try to hold back the laughter, bc this man is completely serious...my mom chokes out a "yeah...i think so..is that ok?" the man nodds silently and i swear a hidden tear rolled down his cheek. Needless to say we bought Bertha and we also bought "wilma"---she is a pot of dasies. i guess that might have been a good story, maybe.
I couldnt find teh remote control this morning to watch legends of the hiddden temple or even the sweet, new NASA channel(it shows ships getting fueled-with no sound)...instead i watched the free stations...just my luck Magnum P I was on. what a classic. it is almost painful to watch how immensly poor it is. ahh well, thus is the boredom of summer, esp at my moms. much love to all of you who read this. later
lovEEEEEEEEE
corrisa
Posted at 01:23 pm by Corrisa
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
whoa! i am writing a blog! i dont know what is going on with me. It is a strange feeling, i havent typed one up in so long that the site changed...kinda funny.
THINGS I WAS THINKING ABOUT TODAY
1. When someone does something stupid while driving, the most effective form of anger is displayed by barring your teeth and making the most "truculent" face you can imagine. i threw in a vocab word there, but probably spelled it wrong. I used this effect three times today. the result? utter confusion on the recipiant followed by indifference.
2. my favorite words are: useless, awful, and wonderful
3. TBS-"the brown sweatshirt" will never ever be lent-to anyone
4. lilacs smell better when stolen, especially from the government. Yesterday i was driving by He Nis Ra and i saw the lilacs. My mom loves lilacs, sooo i pulled up and started ripping them off of the bush. Glares from the soccer moms made me stop, also the waving and shouting of Carrie DeNiel at the four way stop.
5. Katie Gibbs is really wounderful at mini golf. So wonderful that we named her golf ball "lucky"...mine was "retard"-i think u understand how useless it was. She hit a ball into a lake, it bounced out of the lake and into the hole! SO fablulous! A hole in one! anyways, it was real fun.
6. i am a horrible gardener. i planted four pots with some seeds i bought in chilton...not one of them sprouted--its been like 9 days. this is awful-i wasted 4 dollars. mah
7. seven....eight....numbers look better written out
ok there is no eight. this list ends at seven. now i am going to go do something with my life, which really means...wander around my house until some one comes home...
Posted at 05:15 pm by Corrisa
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Sunday, December 11, 2005
Well Today i feel like "blogging" ... i have to admit i have been afraid of this site since Mrs. Larson accused me of "blogging in the library" but im facing my fears.
Today was a good day. I finished my Christmas shopping and Rebecca was nice enough to help me and buy a toaster. There were some interseting moments...involving me hitting another car ... and reba trying to pull a basket attached to a stand.
The breeze said that since 1991, artificial trees have outsold real trees. This is all very puzzleing. That is sooo many more artifical trees out there!!! Once u buy one artificial tree, you' re done....but you have to buy a live one every year. I hope you all notice the momentum of this discovery.
One last thing i have been thinking about lately is THE BIRD FLU..as funny as it sounds...it is kind of scary. I heard like 50 million might die. I think that if it is going to be that bad we should change the name. Bird Flu just doesnt sound like an epidemic...i dont know...maybe i am wrong? Typhoid Fear or The Black Lung or even Scarlet Feaver are just so much more intense. I think other generations might look at us and laugh at our population crushing disease...and we dont want that.
Well i hope u all comment, or i might never write again...
love u, corrisa
Posted at 03:26 pm by Corrisa
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005
yeah so im in Business right now, wearing the IOWA shrit that Britney made me.
Pretty cool. Pretty cool.
yeah so i am pretty unimpressed at the lack of comments i got from the last post...have i lost all of my old readers?
i think so. well, this could be the last post if things dont look up.
maybe this is what everyone wanted...no more blahblah14.blogdrive.com
forever gone, except a memory sometimes whispering in the wind...
next time you feel the wind...remember this account of my life. It has almost been a year. it must be time to end this.
i still have 10 min. left in class with nothing to do..so i guessi will end this after those minites...
i think that this picture pretty much sums up this entry. I am lost and can only use rocks to convey my thoughts...so goodbye.... good bye...
love corrisa
Posted at 10:08 am by Corrisa
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